LOL, I'M NOT EVEN READING
In all seriousness folks, keep reading.
I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?
it wus da best of times, it wus da werst of times
keep quiet ober dere!
Here is one for you, "How To Get Your Lazy Ass Out Of Bed and Get A Job"
Iz makin peaz!
PALMISTRY KITTY Sees sum cute in ur life
Too Long Didn't Read
No. I shan't read you the "funnies".
da glasses don't halpz.
Wen I read about teh dangers uv drinking, I gave up... burb ...reading
now that chuck testa is played out can we get back to me?
Upon reflection, the dunce hat itself may well have contributed to my lack of reading skills....
u reed slow i dun dis page
an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...
Dis what happenz when no readz instrucshuns!