reading

LOL, I'M NOT EVEN READING

In all seriousness folks, keep reading.

(Carl Sagan)

I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?

it wus da best of times, it wus da werst of times

keep quiet ober dere!

Here is one for you, "How To Get Your Lazy Ass Out Of Bed and Get A Job"

Iz makin peaz!

PALMISTRY KITTY Sees sum cute in ur life

Too Long Didn't Read

No. I shan't read you the "funnies".

da glasses don't halpz.

Wen I read about teh dangers uv drinking, I gave up... burb ...reading

now that chuck testa is played out can we get back to me?

Upon reflection, the dunce hat itself may well have contributed to my lack of reading skills....

u reed slow i dun dis page

an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...

Dis what happenz when no readz instrucshuns!