read

The book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores...

i got yew a book but i readed it

I just read that the richest kitty is worth over 10 million. You damn well better sign those insurance upgrades I put on your desk.

I dont always read but when I do, I read pictures.

heers a gud pikshure book 4 u!

Read box.. ..now spoil meh

LOL, I'M NOT EVEN READING

In all seriousness folks, keep reading.

(Carl Sagan)

Too Long Didn't Read

No. I shan't read you the "funnies".

da glasses don't halpz.

Wen I read about teh dangers uv drinking, I gave up... burb ...reading

u reed slow i dun dis page

an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...

Of course I'm snide. Did you even BOTHER to READ the Owner's Manual?

kan't reed. doesn't apply to meh

will dees halp u owt?

I red ur jurnul . . yoo rly scrood UP