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WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. WE CAN REBUILD HIM.

owr bujjit iz a lil tite, tho...

Teh toof? U cant handle teh toof!!!

u cant rly mayk fun ob it, eever.

Yes, I am a member of the Knights Who Say Squee, and I demand a shrubbery! And failing that, I would like very much for you not to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, and rather just bring the herring to me, because I'm quite fond of that particular form of seafood. Capisce?

Um... so is this the part where you stand there speechless for long enough for me to quote Robert Downey, Jr.? Because really, human: " Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

I'm makin' Waffles!

doze r teh bestest ob all fingz 2 mayk!

strangest god damn funeral i've ever been to

"No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy." --Bern Williams

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

this is not the home you are looking for this is not the home I am looking for

Et Tu Kittea!

Sorry, Mario, ur princess IS in this castle... ...But I eated her.

Mean ole hobbitses burned my fish!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!