purpose

WALKING WITH A PURPOSE I don't know what his purpose is, but he obviously has one.

We is freeing u from teh tyranny uv inferior one ply toylet paper. Ur welcome.

datz teh short vershun ob teh storee, at leest.

Dis is for Zombie Apocalypse

apocalypse, meow!

Even the office cats are turned off at night to conserve energy where I work

Whaddaya tink? I buyed him 4 urburfdai.

hello, my name is Mittens and i'll be pouncing on you today

Oh hai der! We iz all here for teh toofibrush commershal

See. I told you. Best sleep you ever had, right? Bitsy hated to admit it, but Frank made a good pillow.

No no no chainmail onlee proteks you frum meh claws if YOU wear it. Stoopy hoomin.