promise
If you kin pwomise me no more mustard and buns costumez, ai ken almost pwomise no more accidents in da hallway.
reemembr wat happnd last tiem?
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
THEY SAY I'M TOO TINY FOR MY EVIL THOUGHTS. BUT I'LL GROW INTO THEM ONE DAY!
Rite nao Iz nawt big enuff to destroy ur ankles Dat. Will. Change.
For now its just playing but one day i'll find that artery
Ya kant keep me up heer foreber! And when ai gets down iz goin rite for dat new sofa again!
Ai neber plays strip poker again
THAT'S RITE!! Da sine on da doer sez "TRESSPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!" 'nd I meen it, too.
When I get bigger I'm going to roll you up in a towel
You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!
