promise

You lied. How could you.

If you kin pwomise me no more mustard and buns costumez, ai ken almost pwomise no more accidents in da hallway.

reemembr wat happnd last tiem?

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

THEY SAY I'M TOO TINY FOR MY EVIL THOUGHTS. BUT I'LL GROW INTO THEM ONE DAY!

jus u wayt an see!

Rite nao Iz nawt big enuff to destroy ur ankles Dat. Will. Change.

anklolz r bery funneh fingz.

For now its just playing but one day i'll find that artery

aifinkso der wil b bludz.

Ya kant keep me up heer foreber! And when ai gets down iz goin rite for dat new sofa again!

Ai neber plays strip poker again

THAT'S RITE!! Da sine on da doer sez "TRESSPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!" 'nd I meen it, too.

When I get bigger I'm going to roll you up in a towel

You can't hide for long

You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!