problem

I still have to figure how I'm going to explain this to Duke....

The game had been tense, but friendly enough. Then Steve tried to annex Portugal, and the room became decidedly chillier.

Wy duz brekfust hav to come in da Mornin??

If teh nayburs wantz to tawk abowt paternaty tests, I'z nawt heer.

I've often thought of taking flying lessons. The only problem is that I'm afraid of heights, machines, high speeds, parachutes, and dying. My Magic Cape will have to do.

Good Idea: Sticking your head out of the car window to enjoy the breeze and the scenery. Bad Idea: Not making sure the slobbering dog in the car ahead of you isn't doing the same.

And then the first "slight problem" caused by the nuclear fallout was encountered.

Onoes! Daddy's derpin agin! Mom bedder get here soon! Mom sez sum day his face gonna stick like dat! EW!

Did not think... ...deck stopped here.

OH BOY HE WIPING WITH POISON IVY AGIAN