OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...
Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?
Lobbyist for teh 40-hour nap week
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE
Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY
Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!
Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
Pass the dutchie on the left hand side
Dem i wuz like pew pew pew! that's how i did it..
(George W. Bush)
Just follow your nose. It always knows.
(Queen Elizabeth II)
Hey.... You aren't Gandlaf!
(Angel Merkel, Pope Benedict XVI)
Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.
politics bad CHICKEN WINGS GOOD