politics

OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...

(Barack Obama)

Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?

(Nicolas Sarkozy)

Lobbyist for teh 40-hour nap week

SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE

Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY

(Vladimir Putin)

Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!

(Barack Obama)

Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!

(Dennis Kucinich)

We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

Pass the dutchie on the left hand side

(Joe Biden)

Dem i wuz like pew pew pew! that's how i did it..

(George W. Bush)

Just follow your nose. It always knows.

(Queen Elizabeth II)

Hey.... You aren't Gandlaf!

(Angel Merkel, Pope Benedict XVI)

Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.

(Barack Obama)

What underwear?

(Newt Gingrich)

politics bad CHICKEN WINGS GOOD

(Michele Bachmann)