August 18th is a bad poetry day because let's face it – not everybody's the best writer, lyricist or poet. But that won't stop these cats from writing these really bad, yet funny poems. With titles like "It's 6 a.m., time to wake up", "I hate the vet", "Oops, I did it again", "Let me in", and "Red dot, red dot", this collection of laugh-out-loud poems by cat lady, Rosa Silva, offers a cat's view on common wacky and exasperating feline behavior.
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From the creators of "I could pee on this", there's "I could chew on this and other poems by dogs", which means the canine version of deep poems.
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Do not go gentle into that good night
Does this look 'gentle' to you!?
Ooh! Ooh! Ai lub poetree.
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The worst part about this is that I waited in line for hours at a book signing, hoping to score a few pawtographs, but by the time I got up to the table, all of the authors had fallen asleep inside the boxes the books had shipped in.
By the way, this is a real book that you can buy with money.
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Roses are red, violets are blue the sun's on fire, kind of like you
Roses are red, violets are blue I'm eating my snack, with a side-dish of you
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FREE VERSE? SHOW SOME WHIT, MAN.
