Ahem We would like to make a toast, please raise your toe beans up, along with your glass milk. Here's to another furr-tastic Caturday and to many, many more. Cheers!
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From the creators of "I could pee on this", there's "I could chew on this and other poems by dogs", which means the canine version of deep poems.
"I could pee on this" by Francesco Marciuliano is a hilarious anthology of cat poems which was published few years ago and is still a best seller. With poems like "I Lick Your Nose "and "Elegy for a Toy I Broke" there is no topic too 'tough' for these poets. Here is a selection of poems we really liked.
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The worst part about this is that I waited in line for hours at a book signing, hoping to score a few pawtographs, but by the time I got up to the table, all of the authors had fallen asleep inside the boxes the books had shipped in.
By the way, this is a real book that you can buy with money.
Roses are red, violets are blue the sun's on fire, kind of like you
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Roses are red, violets are blue I'm eating my snack, with a side-dish of you
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Roses are red, violets are red I killed the gardener
