I'm just a statue, just an innocent statue. I know nothing about your Ming vase.
it wuz collaterlol damaj, ai swayrz!
DO NOT ASK HOW MONEY GOT HERE. JUST CONTINUE DELIVERING THOSE "PACKAGES" FOR ME.
ai swayrz ai iznt doin anyfing illeeglol...
No. I have no idea how those tire tracks got all over the lawn. Or the dog.
Doan luk at meh! How shud ai noz?