pickup lines
Hey Baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
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Via Mariee Kovacs
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN IN PEARL HARBOR CAUSE BABY YOU DA BOMB
EXCUSE ME BUT I'M LOOKING FOR WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION
BABY I'LL MAKE YOU SEE STARS AND STRIPES
ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? BECAUSE AMERICA
Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!
Via Pleated Jeans
Cheezburger recommends leaving these pickup lines to their respective animals; please don't try these yourselves. We cannot be held responsible for any black eyes incurred after one's drunken impersonation of an ostrich in a nightclub.
CALL ME THE GARBAGEMAN Cause I want to handle YOUR JUNK.
If you kiss me, I might turn into a handsome prince or maybe you'll see things you've never seen before. Either way, there's no reason not to kiss me.
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Hey baby. I must be a lamp cause you turn me on
ARE YOU LOST MA'AM? HEAVEN IS A LONG WAY FROM HERE
