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Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Hey Baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.

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YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN IN PEARL HARBOR CAUSE BABY YOU DA BOMB

EXCUSE ME BUT I'M LOOKING FOR WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION

BABY I'LL MAKE YOU SEE STARS AND STRIPES

ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? BECAUSE AMERICA

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Cheezburger recommends leaving these pickup lines to their respective animals; please don't try these yourselves. We cannot be held responsible for any black eyes incurred after one's drunken impersonation of an ostrich in a nightclub.

You'll have so much fun at So Much Pun!

CALL ME THE GARBAGEMAN Cause I want to handle YOUR JUNK.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number, I don't have herpes

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

If you kiss me, I might turn into a handsome prince or maybe you'll see things you've never seen before. Either way, there's no reason not to kiss me.

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Do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hey baby. I must be a lamp cause you turn me on

ARE YOU LOST MA'AM? HEAVEN IS A LONG WAY FROM HERE

'ola Senorita! Wood yu like to see mi worm?

LEMME GET THAT BUTT