pickup line

I came to f*k btches and eat lettuce And I'm done eating lettuce.

Aw, c'mon! I just wanna have a little fawn.

So, baby, you come to this alley often? It's one of my favorite haunts, really. I mean, a hydrant at BOTH entrances? How awesome is that? So hey, what say you swing by my dog house later, and you and me share a milkbone or three together. Sound good to you?

You had me at, "Taste my nuts?"

hey goodlooking, wanna go for a ride?

So I says to this purty thing, "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" And she says, "Stop."

HAY GURL!1! HAY.

So, yu come here often?

Wate! Wate! I haz nawt finishd liiking yu!