permission

BELLY RUB PERMISSION: GRANTED

It taeks a steady hand.

I WANNA EAT YOU I-IF THAT'S OKAY?

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To go to baffroom yoo muss gibs ritual adorashuns to da presidin deity.

itz a pwetteh commun praktis in feline rilijunz.

You can come out. The scary part is over.

iz u shur itz ober?

Proceed.

aiz nawt gunna do anyfing, sept watch.

First you must answer my riddles three, if you are right then you may pee.

az lawn az dey r nawt tom riddlolz...

Okay, I'll ask. But I'm pretty sure they'll say no.

2 bad, cuz we cud has bin reel gud frendz...

i am done now you can clean up

Ai tole yu tu stay owtta mai gud catnip!

No, you may not ask my daughter out. She's not allowed to date until she's 3.

Okay. You can start the scary movie now.

my precious! you cannot has it!

I wanna show you a trick I learned. Let me borrow your finger.

In old country, I would have been allowed to kill you for this.