Paranoid Parrot
3 MISSED VOICEMAILS MY WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD
Gets prescribed pain meds Too afraid of addiction to use them
Elevator door doesn't immediately open Trapped forever
Cat looks up startled "She heard a murderer and I didn't"
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Watched 1,000 Ways to Die Never does anything ever again
LOUD MUSIC MUTE IS THAT SOMEONE KNOCKING? LOUD MUSIC MUTE IS THAT SOMEONE KNOCKING?
Laugh and the world laughs with you... They're laughing at the way I laugh.
Teacher says someone is cheating on test I become a scarlet macaw.
Compliments? You mean sarcastic insults.
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Today's Meme Madness battle pits first-round victors Business Cat and Paranoid Parrot against each other. Which one is your favorite? Vote!
Motion sensor light turns on outside. I'm dead.
