paranoid
By Unknown
I'm starting to think owls are very paranoid birds. It would explain why their necks have a 270-degree turn radius in either direction (which they use to compulsively look over their shoulders), and why they're often calling out "Who? Who?" It's all starting to make sense...
-Sally Squeeps
The moon is made of cheese. That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.
Cat looks up startled "She heard a murderer and I didn't"
By Unknown
Watched 1,000 Ways to Die Never does anything ever again
