paranoid

itz nawt paranoia if dey comin' 2 get ya...

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Trust me. I'm an interent expert.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MINE ALONE?!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I'm starting to think owls are very paranoid birds. It would explain why their necks have a 270-degree turn radius in either direction (which they use to compulsively look over their shoulders), and why they're often calling out "Who? Who?" It's all starting to make sense...

-Sally Squeeps

The moon is made of cheese. That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.

Cat looks up startled "She heard a murderer and I didn't"

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Watched 1,000 Ways to Die Never does anything ever again

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LOUD MUSIC MUTE IS THAT SOMEONE KNOCKING? LOUD MUSIC MUTE IS THAT SOMEONE KNOCKING?

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