owner

ITS LERK WE'RE RELERRTERRD

I've set up your shed in the back so you'll have somewhere to sleep. Aren't I benevolent?

i love meh kitteh

Lurve knows no bowndarees.

OWNER SAID MEOW HE UNDERSTANDS MY LANGUAGE

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!

If you loves sumthin, set it free.... If if doan't come back, Hunt it down and smother it.

kittehz alwayz tayks mai breffz away.

It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.

but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.

"Get in the box," she said. "A fun game, " she said. Now I'm in China.

I wonder if she has any idea that I am completely insane.