ostriches

Cheezburger recommends leaving these pickup lines to their respective animals; please don't try these yourselves. We cannot be held responsible for any black eyes incurred after one's drunken impersonation of an ostrich in a nightclub.

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Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!

Strich Limo

It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!

Squee lovers, this week's Squee Spree contest features two floofy and fantastic flightless birds!

In the alphabetically first corner, we have itty bitty emu babies! And in the alphabetically second corner, we have adorable ostrich tots!

Let us know which animal you want by taking the poll!

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Photos by Jody McKinley and Emeeeliiie