online dating

ai dunt fink dats wat she meant...

Dude...seriously? You told her you only weigh 175? What, like when you were ten???

Let's see... I like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not into yoga, and I'm not a harebrain....

MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.

Should have been more suspicious when profile said likes long walks and bellyrubs.

he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

SDM seeking SDF I like walks in the rain, chasing balls, and rolling in stinky stuff

ai am gettin' reddy 4 mai date as we speek!

send me to the lady in the red dress, sir. she's my date.

E.HARMONY FOUND YOUR MATCH

hi my name is joey.. and i enjoy long walk on the beach