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One of the many rejected early ideas for the Fantastic Four.

ai stil prefurz batcat, purrsonalee.

One of these is an evil creature bent on world domination, the other's a dalek.

aifinkso datz wai dey get alawn so well!

Yes, I'm paying attention. Although you just bored one ear to death.

1) make todo list 2) Attack todo list 3) Done

W. . .wu. . .wun . Der. Ai compleeted mai sit-ups fur dis monf.

Iz one of thoos skyscraper buildin workin guyz

Step 1: Turn on tap Step 2: Run like hell Step 3: LMFAO

Paints meh like wun ob ur fwench fwies! Gurls? Oh. Well, dat'll wurk, I guess.

Nao ai lay me daon to rest A pyle of buuks up on mah deskkk If ai shud dye bfore ai wakes dats won less test i habs to takes

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FWENCH GURLS

How to gross out yur little sister.. part one....

I've got 99 problems But a fish ain't one

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR NARCOLEPTIC GIRLS

You want me to 'splain the next one too?