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Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
Narkotics Offisur Kitteh Pruparez to make big bust!
No,no,no officer, it's not nip, it's pot... Just ask my room mate Cheech Cheech ain't here!
SPREAD 'EM! I swear occifer, its not my nip!
Yes, Officer, I frew a cat out de window. But kitty litter isn't illegal - dey even sell it in stores.
