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OH LOLRUS I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!
Excuse me, Ma'am. I can take little screaming one in the back seat off your hands... no trouble... just roll down the window and toss it out.
You keep saying, "come at me, bro". Now I'm taking you up on your offer.
Via 24 Media
Yes, thank you, I'll take it to go if you don't mind.
Life's too short to avoid the *SPLORT*! Visit Daily Squee for your daily cuteness!
Pssst. Hey. Ya wanna buy some nip? Pure, clean; it's the real deal, dude.
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It's too early for me to think about nomming, squee lil' bird friend! But thank you so much for your offer!
he's not here right now. you want to leave a message?
Come into the woods... deep into the woods.... and bring noms. Seriously. We have Wi-Fi, and cappuccinos.
I appreciate your offer to come and cook in the underworld but I think the poor souls there have suffered enough already.
