offer

OH LOLRUS I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!

Excuse me, Ma'am. I can take little screaming one in the back seat off your hands... no trouble... just roll down the window and toss it out.

Yes, thank you, I'll take it to go if you don't mind.

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Cuddle?

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Pssst. Hey. Ya wanna buy some nip? Pure, clean; it's the real deal, dude.

catnip. nawt eben wunse.

It's too early for me to think about nomming, squee lil' bird friend! But thank you so much for your offer!

he's not here right now. you want to leave a message?

Come into the woods... deep into the woods.... and bring noms. Seriously. We have Wi-Fi, and cappuccinos.

I appreciate your offer to come and cook in the underworld but I think the poor souls there have suffered enough already.

i'll give you my batterang for that steak