observation

Dat outfit has no pockets for noms.

dat duznt seem bery praktiklol 2 meh...

iz u ded? u luk ded don be ded im hun gwee

YOU MIGHT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM

Ladee, it's a nice too-too, but shuld yur ta-ta be showing?

Hello Human... your pretty friend there doesn't look like your wife...just sayin'

Through the miracle of plastic, we are now able to observe first hand just how the cat fits himself in those tight spaces.

Oh, my! COBWEBS! Guess he was away longer than I thought.

Must be very speshal nom if it has its own force feeld

I see you have ice cream. I, too, enjoy the occasional ice cream.