nursery rhyme

Ai'm nawt liek da udders. Yoo awr saef wib me.

What did you say happens to the weasel?

If you don't turn the A/C back on I'll show you a REAL hot crossed bun!

Ooops... Little Miss Muffet just soiled her knickers...

Bo Peep found this sheep. He didn't hide very well.

Actshully according to da nurshree rhyme, we iz supposa ta wash our MITTENS. . .

dis still werkz lawng as u r mayd ob yarn!

Now marks the end of my regular work day, and this darling little piglet's going to have me going "squee, squee, squee!" all the way home.

Hickary dickory dock 3 Mice ran up teh clock The cats caught one And teh other 2 escaped with minor injuries.

itz nawt teh werst kind ob clok tho, tbh...

3 BLIND MICE. AND 1 PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEY MOUSE.

Star light, Star bright, First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Holy Crap, its the Satellite !!!

Can we skip the "knick-knack paddy whack" crap this time and just get to the good part?