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Let me sing you the song of my people!

Pleez Note My rite rear leg iz still paralyzed from teh last time you gave me a bath

plz 2 nawt trawmatize meh furthur.

Note to self: Don't bat at the dangly bits on a bull.

Note to self: during job interview "drawing blood from unsuspecting laps" is not a good "greatest strength" answer

Note 2 self: no sneez in whipped creme.