no1purr

Yes, it's a lovely basket. You bought it just for me.

dis wun iz moar comfee anywayz.

Stranj liturboks, but ai'll gib it a trai . . .

sumtiemz straynj kan alsew b effectif.

I'z in ur historiclol, messin' wif ur Newton.

grabity iz jus a werd 2 meh!

Mr Jingles cared nothing for the game, he was on a mission. The ball had to die.

but wut happinz wen teh kitteh iz teh ball?

... you're acting like this is unusual? I sit in this container ALL THE TIME. Why is it suddenly so strange for me to do so now? Oh? The tilt? Um, well, yeah, that's your fault. I mean, you're the one who doesn't even know how to stack these things! I'm just doing my kitty cat thing here. Maybe you should point that confusion inward, so you can better understand the situation and reflect on what you've done.

THIS IZ ME NOT GIVING A DAMN

Yeah, well Alice can bite me!