no1purr

Yes, it's a lovely basket. You bought it just for me.

dis wun iz moar comfee anywayz.

Stranj liturboks, but ai'll gib it a trai . . .

sumtiemz straynj kan alsew b effectif.

I'z in ur historiclol, messin' wif ur Newton.

grabity iz jus a werd 2 meh!

Mr Jingles cared nothing for the game, he was on a mission. The ball had to die.

but wut happinz wen teh kitteh iz teh ball?

THIS IZ ME NOT GIVING A DAMN

Yeah, well Alice can bite me!