no thanks

Fetch he sez. I iz hears you alrights. Is just not interesteds that's alls.

but fechin kan rly cheer u up n maek u happy!

So you're telling me that in order to be a sailor I'd have to spend weeks at a time on the open water on a boat? I thought being a sailor just meant wearing one of these really awesome paper hats! I didn't know there was any danger or water or work involved! Thanks for the offer, and the hat, but frankly I'm just not interested anymore.

What do you mean no?

Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..

I had fun once. It was awful.

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

Uncle Alfred, since you've become a vegan you've gotten all weird and preachy on us

F**K THE BUS I'm Jesusing

No want to be a 'treiber, they run too much. But, I can be an owl! Mam says I'm a hoot!

stand up komedie mite b ur kallin'!

This is boring

Did you keep the receipt? This one isn't ripe enough yet

NO, I DO NOT WANT ANY VINYL SIDING!