murder

Tonight on The First 48 Detectives try to solve the murder of Fluffy, suspected of ODing on bad Nip.

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I will kill u. Kill u till u dy frum it.

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I suspect foul play here.

You call it murder I call it natural selection

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

And Now I have A Heart

(Wizard of Oz, Tin Man)

"I murdered your family."

"I'll get another one."

They ignored my friend requests... I ignored their cries for mercy.

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.

1. Murder Alvin's wife Mary. 2. Marry Alvin. 3. Replace Mary in that portrait.

I'm so happy I could kill you.

THEY LAUGHED AT OUR GLASSES WE LAUGHED AT THEIR SCREAMS

TIME TO DIE...

It's not a lightning bolt. But Voldemort might kill you anyway.

THE LAST PART OF EDNA'S PLAN WAS THE TRICKIEST: HOW TO STRING TED'S BODY UP FROM THE CEILING FAN SO IT LOOKED LIKE A SUICIDE