monty python and the holy grail

And to think he used to do this while clacking coconuts together!

there are those who call me Tim

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First you must answer my riddles three, if you are right then you may pee.

az lawn az dey r nawt tom riddlolz...

Yes, I am a member of the Knights Who Say Squee, and I demand a shrubbery! And failing that, I would like very much for you not to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, and rather just bring the herring to me, because I'm quite fond of that particular form of seafood. Capisce?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!

Ai iz de nite who sez Nii. Bring mei a cheezburger.

I waft flatulence toward your non-specific vicinity