misheard

I SAID I LOVE POO SHE THOUGHT I SAID "I LOVE YOU"

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

My honey told me, "Ned, you need to make a big chainz in you life." So I did.

Oh.. you wanted SHALLOTS in the soup? Errm, sorry.

PIGS in a blanket, mom! The kids wanted PIGS in a blanket for lunch! sigh Last night she tukkd meh in den walkd da kids

whut ai sed wuz "we needz anudder PUG"