Stand there minion, I want to get in the cupboard.
"Yeeees, Human minion, I require more head scritches. Mmmmmmm... That'll do nicely..."
Oh what I wouldn't give for a personal head scartch-er!
-Sally Squeeps
My minion iz a pain in da butt!
Basement cat is now recruiting celebrity minions
Yessss, dis minyun will do quite nicely.