minion

Stand there minion, I want to get in the cupboard.

"Yeeees, Human minion, I require more head scritches. Mmmmmmm... That'll do nicely..."

Oh what I wouldn't give for a personal head scartch-er!

-Sally Squeeps

My minion iz a pain in da butt!

Basement cat is now recruiting celebrity minions

Yessss, dis minyun will do quite nicely.