meowmoirs

Now that Earnie is finally happy, having made friends with his humans, their baby, a kitten and even a dog, he has decided that... it's time for a break. He is content to get older, surrounded by love, and simply enjoy the good life... at least for a while. Who knows? Perhaps he'll make a comeback one day, or Mittens will start writing a diary of her own. 

Meowmoirs: getting nostalgic. 

Read Earnie's final diary entry where he looks back on his past, talks about his new friends (and possible successors to his throne) and fills every line he writes with love, love, some shenanigans, and more love. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie training his new kitten here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Though he wasn't expecting it, Earnie is quite fond of his new little sister. And, being the good big brother that he is, he has decided that the only right thing to do is help her become as good of a cat as she can be... to make sure that they can plot together and take over the world, of course. 

Meowmoirs: Mittens still has a lot to learn. 

Read about Earnie's adorable difficulties while mentoring his little sister, the progress they've made, and... the weird things the kitten does that Earnie really doesn't understand. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie meeting his little sister here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

It's time for a big change in Earnie's life - a new sibling, a new baby, someone to love and mentor... right after hissing at it the customary two hundred and twenty seven times. Don't question it. That's the only responsible way to accept a new kitten into your home. 

Meowmoirs: Earnie reluctantly adopts a kitten.

Read abuot Earnie's journey from being intimidated and afraid of the new kitten, worrying about losing more cuddle time with his humans, all the way to cuddling the tiny kitten and learning to love her. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie battling the vacuum here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Meet Earnie's one undefeated enemy - the vacuum. It's terrifying. It eats and screams all at once, and even the humans seem scared of it. What's in the world can Earnie do to protect them from it if he's too scared of it himself?

Meowmoirs: Earnie should probably send Bork to do the dirty work.

Read about Earnie's arch nemesis- the one that stands stoically even in the face of Earnie's glare of doom and almighty paw. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie living with the dog here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

The dog is here to stay for now, and Earnie doesn't understand why and doesn't like it. He does still like the cuddles with the dog though. He just misses alone time with his humans.

Meowmoirs: The dog drank water from the toilet, and Earnie doesn't know how to handle it. 

Read about Earnie trying to get used to his new house companions who keep getting all the attention and leaving none of it for him. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie Meeting the dog here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Earnie is about to meet a dog face to face, and it is a shocking experience for him. The dog is just... so unintelligent in Earnie's eyes. I mean, he ate the couch once, how could Earnie think otherwise?

Meowmoirs: "I've named him Bork as that seems to be one of the only words he's capable of producing."

Read about Earnie's impression of the dog, and the reluctant love he develops for Bork. He may be big, and his tail is very dangerous, but he does give good ear licks.

Read the previous entry of Earnie experiencing catnip for the first time here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Earnie's ultimate weakness turns out to come in the form of strange little leaves that are sometimes left out for him, and he... hates them but also loves them. 

Meowmoirs: Is the loss of control worth it for the powers catnip gives Earnie?

Read about Earnie's adventures with catnip, the thoughts he has while uncontrollably flipping around in the little leaves, and the most impulsive dive Earnie has ever taken. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie's new year's resolutions here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

The new year is almost here, and we're not the only ones writing down our resolutions for the next year. Our cats have goals too. What? You didn't know? Well, Earnie is about to tell you exactly what he wants to achieve next.

Meowmoirs: It's new years eve, fireworks are scary, and Earnie really needs to find time to take over the world already.

Read all of Earnie's new years resolutions which start all the way at finding out how to open wet food cans and end with the easiest goal of all- world domination.

Read the previous Christmas special entry of Earnie's diary here, which also includes a special animation of Earnie!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

It's Christmas, and Earnie is giving all the Christmas lover in the audience a special little treat. He's discovered the Christmas tree, so of course, he had to commemorate the occasion.

Meowmoirs: It's Christmas time, and this tree belongs to Earnie.

Read about Earnie's first ever real Christmas and his experience of climbing up the tree to get his one true star.

Another special treat is right at the end of the list, where @sleepyskele has made a Christmas-y animation of the entry just for this special day! So, check out Earnie in action, living out his dream of achieving the ultimate Christmas victory right in front of your very eyes.

Read the previous entry of Earnie's diary here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Have a merry Christmas and a happy new year, everyone!