Come, Bobo... They're being meanies
why u give puppeh mean luk and skare him?
What you calls a goggie with no legs? Duznt matter..he ain't gonna comes!
Oh, was that your shoe I threw up in? How clumsy of me.
Yes, kittehs kan tawlk tu hoomins, but we choozes nawt tu coz we lieks to hab inteligenz conbersashuns.
Don't bother plucking the petals. I'm pretty sure she doesn't love you.
So, you have an internet boyfriend. Is he a bit like those imaginary boyfriends you used to have? Kind of not totally there...?
