me

Are you using that? Well, i'm taking it anywayz

Mos ob your things awr mien enneeways.

hello, hooman. remember me? the cat who hasn't been fed or petted or danced attendance on for five minutes now

Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Hoo? Me?

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I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.

don be afreid 2 b urself!

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

he's not perfect but he's perfect for me

Ai always taek good care ob mai frends.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I'm proud of myself today

I'm proud of myself today! And tomorrow. And the day after that. And the day after that...

Don't bark at me again. Got it?

dis iz ur last warnin!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Yes, it's a lovely basket. You bought it just for me.

dis wun iz moar comfee anywayz.

1 seat for me an another seat for me

ai fitz, an sew ai sitz.

WELCOMES to PetMeNow.com !

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Stick wif me, kid And maybe we'll make it outta dis place alive...

letz tayk dis big ol' birdee hoam...

They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.

ai iz becom nap.

Stop calling mi free willie

ai eetz teh fisheez, nawt iz teh fisheez!

CHANGED YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME

at leest ai doan jus luk pretteh in pikshurz liek ur last girlfren.

They're LOOKING at me.

deez see munkeez r a lil creepeh...