Internet Cat Pron Nawt so gud, akshully.
lolwut
Not everything sent back from the Hubble makes sense
OHHHHH THE STORIES I COULD TELL...
kittehz alwayz has teh bestest storeez.
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Oh, boo hoo. You cut your leg off and you're bleeding out. You'll come up with any reason not to feed me on time.
Hello, my name is Mr. Nibbles, and I have absolutely no idea what I am doing. Anyone care to tell me how to get off this tortoise? And for that matter, would someone also enlighten me as to how one goes about cracking the shells off nuts? I'm terribly, terribly confused right now...
The stuff he gave her didn't come from your udders.
Via Fiddlepix
No no, the only straw anything here is the bedding of straw this emu baby's squeely standing on. The argument for its cuteness is utterly infallible.
Via LLBwwb
... well, that's totally fine actually, because leopards are lovely all the time forever.
Via LLBwwb
I didn't know we were playing Hide 'n Seek, squee lil' wild kitty friend, but if that's the case then I will most definitely get with the program and start seeking your hiding immediately.
Via Planet Mabel
Wait, you mean this isn't how the recipe goes? Well shoot... I should have known better than to test a new dessert recipe without adult supervision. The last time I did that, I ended up coated from nose to paw in thick, disgusting mud, and all because I thought I could devil eggs without following along with my mom's cookbook! Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?
Via Lolcreatures
Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?
IM STARTIN 2 REGRET DIS TRIP 2 NEW-BRUNSWICK...
Via Catasters
Yes, I am a member of the Knights Who Say Squee, and I demand a shrubbery! And failing that, I would like very much for you not to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, and rather just bring the herring to me, because I'm quite fond of that particular form of seafood. Capisce?
George would have been the Father of his Country But then his hooman took him to the vet
