Toe the line. Keep on the straight and narrow. Whatever you do, just don't cross it. We don't know what will happen, but everyone keeps saying it. So try to keep yourself going like an arrow with these straight-laced jokes and puns.
Ok, my booby trap is all set. I really don't want to catch a boobie, but it would be great if I could get that silly dog!
Who knew??? Even in the woods there is a line for the ladies room!
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What are these sweet little cuddle monsters? I want a whole pack of them!
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As much as Glen loved line dancing, he was hopeless at it.
The fine line between lazy and dead I've crossed it.
I have no idea where I'm going.
I can haz passed sobrity test...