Shhhh! You're in a library. A sacred hall of knowledge. We know you read everything online, but there is such a thing as a quiet place to read and seek out knowledge that doesn't require noise-cancelling headphones and a long battery life. So put down your smartphone, tablet, or computer and pick up a paperback. It won't bite, we think.
You need to eat more Weetabix, hoomin. I still need materials to finish the billiard room and the library.
Fort-buildin is seeriuss bizness.
Ohai, hotdogs! U voted las week 2 determin wich kinda goggiez wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week, an teh Dalmatian wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Dalmatian ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
1% of the semester holds 99% of the stress. OCCUPY LIBRARY
Dis is de liberry. You will be berry quiet and lie berry still.
Colonel Mustard With the Garotte In the Library
You have some overdue library books We're gonna need those back now.