Have you always wanted to speak cat, but you're afraid it'll be a catastrophe?
Worry no longer! Pusheen is here to help you get over your fear of learning the ancient language of the cat!
Cat language can save your life. For example, say you're given this situation below:
Cat: lays on back
Us: Oh, you want a belly rub?
Cat: so you have chosen... d e a t h
You see what we mean? You can prevent your own death thanks to Pusheen.
Edumacating an forming yung mindz iz like twying tu mold a soap bubbul.
Those whoo can't do, teech. Those whoo can't teech, teech gym.
I NAWT goin to skool! I knows way too much alreddy!
Its wrong, ai tells yoo! Wrong!
the very first thing Lulu will have to learn in her very first ballet lesson, is how to wear a tutu.
and this, children, is what we call Fast Food.
Can't watch forebbur, tho. Yoo can go Owt at recess. Follow mee, kids!
Hey, Teacher... Dis fevver gettin' awful heavy...
Wen u dis yung, u lerns sumfin noo ebryday. Tuday ai lernt, neber twy to sniff kitteh's buddum!
I hate it when they come to America and don't learn how to speak LOL.
