laptop

I'm talkin to dat hot poodle nxt door

usually we video chat...

Sorry, I won't be responding to any emails today...something crashed on my computer.

sigh I suppose this means you'll be activating the Parental Lock Out System...?

uh oh... u r in troublez!

If you don't want me to shop online, you really shouldn't use my name as all your passwords.

ai haz been luking 4 all dis stuff 4 so long!

Human Impression it's like ur one of dem!!!

pleez to git yur own heetid riclinur

today password iz back rub

I dont see no "Any" key...

man, rendering takes forever