How can you think camping is boring?
It's in tents!
AT THE PETTING ZOO, I SAW A SHEEP SCRATCHING ITSELF
TURNS OUT IT HAD FLEECE
Did you hear about the clam that wouldn't share? He was shellfish!
I have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it
Did you hear about the Brazilian Wax scam? It was all a big rip-off.
Mr. Clean may look tough But I can mop the floor with him
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
If Peeta was a redhead He would be the gingerbread man.
What kind of birds always stick together? Vel-crows
Hear about the kid who swallowed some coins? He sat on the toilet until quarter past.
Why are Pirates so mean? Because they Arrrrrr!
Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tuna fish!