Lame Pun Coon
How can you think camping is boring?
It's in tents!
AT THE PETTING ZOO, I SAW A SHEEP SCRATCHING ITSELF
TURNS OUT IT HAD FLEECE
Did you hear about the clam that wouldn't share? He was shellfish!
I have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it
Did you hear about the Brazilian Wax scam? It was all a big rip-off.
Mr. Clean may look tough But I can mop the floor with him
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
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If Peeta was a redhead He would be the gingerbread man.
What kind of birds always stick together? Vel-crows
Why are Pirates so mean? Because they Arrrrrr!
Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tuna fish!
