The cat distribution system got the wrong address this time

I've been chosen

Whoopee, an adventure!

Wait until you hear the squeaky noises

Simpleton silly boys

We know this a bold statement, but we think that cats are purrfect in almost every way. They're graceful (most of the time), beautiful, can literally bend into any shape , we don't have to clean up after them (again, most times), and they like to massage us in their spare time. But, we can't forget one of their best qualities, how they can make purrfect circles basically whenever they want! It's like one of those satisfying videos of cutting soap, it's just so pleasing to the eye. Not to mentio…

We should have never stopped worshiping cats

Don't move on our account

Out of focus, full of fluffy charm

ALL HAIL THE KING

It's always about their politi-CAT agenda.

Sly felines working the system, furreal

They're forcing me to avoid my emails

Knocking things off the shelves is a power move

They're feline the love

My spirit animal is a rescue tabby on catnip