just saying

If yu had tiem for dis yu had tiem tu take mi inside

he haz a poynt, u noez.

I hate to tell you this Human, but you're a bit behind on your holidays.

tho ai iz kwite a big fan ob meowloween!!

YOU MIGHT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM

C'MERE... YOUR FACE NEEDS IMPROVEMENTS

Hey, ur baby looks like ur wife`s boss

So I live in a name brand product box. You carry a designer handbag. Leave me alone.

Hello Human... your pretty friend there doesn't look like your wife...just sayin'

Money isn't everything, but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

Nobuddy's maykin yu watch, yu kno.

I know it's a weird time and all, but you're hair smells really good.

Move Your Feet Lose Your Seat!

Uhhh...sweetie? Dat luks liek grate form fer yer dive but... Da watur iz behind yu.

But Mizz Scawlet! I dun noe nuthin 'bout burthin' no baybees!

U noez, we neber gon finish fixin da roof if u keepz fawlin awf.

ur decor it worries me

Jus so you know This the end needs feedin'