I am not out of chemistry jokes I have a copper more
If Peeta was a redhead He would be the gingerbread man.
WHY DO PEOPLE BECOME BAKERS? BECAUSE THEY KNEAD THE DOUGH
What kind of birds always stick together? Vel-crows
Hear about the kid who swallowed some coins? He sat on the toilet until quarter past.
Why are Pirates so mean? Because they Arrrrrr!
Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tuna fish!
Why did the cowboy get a daschund? Somebody told him to get a long little doggie!
Two radio antennae got married. The wedding was okay but the reception was great.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.