joke

People usually ask ME "why the long face?"

The dog got a new founain pen. It will not go to his next-of-kin.

Goggies can be dangerous. SO CAN I.

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."

Your belfry called. It wants its bats back.

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Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.

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That's so funny! Even my camel got it!

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Dat's FUNNEE! "To gets to da uvver side!" Hah hah hah hah! What's she talking about? I told her that joke two days ago. She just got it.

Ai lub a good joek!

A cop just knocked on my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes...my dogs don't even own bikes...

dis is y goggies shudnt hab bikes.

One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

Quick! Take away his credit card!

Oh deer, you are such a kidder!

you won't get it inside joke

hay, man, a joke is a joke.

Lucy's imaginary friend has a great sense of humor

her deliveree iz a littlol flat, tho.

Question: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Bamboo.

... my advice is that you never pay to see pand-up comedy. It's simply not worth it.

Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.