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Tumblr Thread: African Grey Parrots Are The Smartest Jerks

Whenever we hear about the shenanigans that people have with their pet birds, as people who've never had birds for pets, we always have a bit of a hard time understanding. It seems… almost impossible for these birds to have so much personality, let alone for them to be jerks. And yet… we've heard of a parrot purposefully messing with a dog, we've heard of parrots behaving like absolute jerks. We've even heard of a peacock acting like a jerk

But now, we think we've come across the ultimate species of bird jerks - the African grey parrot. We came across tumblr thread with stories that are so hilariously insane about them, we simply had to share it with all of you guys. Don't forget though, after reading all of these jerk-bird stories, that birds can be totally adorable too

tumblr thread about African grey parrots being smart jerks | thumbnail includes one part of a tumblr post 'Font - whatswrongwithblue Follow I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name. He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what's happening he says "The cat did it! Bad Sammy!" and laughs. Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can't fly very well, he always crash lands. And the'
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Cats Being Jerks Is Forever Funny

It doesn't matter how many times we see it, cats being jerks will never not be funny. Throwing stuff off shelves, ripping our curtains, sitting on our fresh laundry, mildly terrorizing our enormous dog who's for some reason afraid of their itty bitty cat highnesses. It's always funny, we always laugh, and we always remember the moments in which our cats are jerks to us and cry- I mean laugh. Well, at least it's easier to laugh at cats being jerks to others than them being jerks to us.

Other animals being jerks is always funny too, don't forget that. Did you even know that parrots can be jerks too? And that once, we even read about a peacock being a jerk? Yeah, you're about to be amazed as well as laugh your bootie off. 

Reddit posts about cats being jerks | thumbnail includes a picture of two cats trapping a dog up the stairs with one cat laughing maniacally 'My dog is afraid of the cats. They have learned that she won’t walk near them, and enjoy trapping her. Earlier today she tried to walk up the stairs... u/cas47'
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For those of you who don't own cats and think to yourselves that owning a cat is a calm experience, please have an example of why living with cats is madness in reality. Cats are jerks, cats are hooligans, and yes, cats do indeed sleep most of the day. It's just that in the little time that they're not sleeping, they're able to impress us with how crazy they can be.


Honestly, it's impressive - the sudden bursts of energy that cats have. We are always shocked by the level of damage they can do in such little time lol. We still love them, of course, don't get us wrong. Madness is part of what you sign up for when you get yourself a cat. 

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Cats Where They Shouldn't Be: Puzzles Destroyers Edition

It is a known fact that if you want your cat not to go somewhere, that is exactly where they will go. Forever and always, cats are going to be where they shouldn't be. No matter how much you yell at them not to, how many times you spray them with water, they will keep coming back to that place that forbidden place. 

From sitting on pizzas to falling asleep on plants, cats are defiant through and through. And for some reason, the second you get your puzzle pieces out of the box, they find their way onto them as well. Gotta catch them fast if you don't want all of your hard work destroyed. At least the pictures of those disasters are funny though, so laugh away, cat lovers. 

pictures of cats sitting on puzzles thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat stretching on top of a puzzle and a cat grabbing a puzzle piece of a table
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Jerk Cats Being Their Jerk Selves

Every day, we gather on this website to appreciate the wonderful world of cats. We talk about how cute they are, about how beautiful they are, about how tiny, how smart, how loving they can be. But there is one cat quality which, on its surface, may not look like one to appreciate, but it is the one we, as cat owners, appreciate the most - and that is cats' incomparable ability to be the biggest jerks


From destroying our curtains to climbing into our pizza boxes, cats are jerks, but they are jerks that we love unconditionally. And them being jerks only makes us appreciate them more. Life would be so boring without our floofy lil jerks, so we appreciate every one of their shenanigans

reddit posts of cats being jerks thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat looking at a ripped shower curtain 'Admiring her handiwork u/xenawp314' and another of a cat inside of a pizza box 'Left the kitchen for 2 minutes u/poseidonofmyapt'
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Parrots Being Jerks With No Sense Of Self-Preservation (Tumblr Posts)

Okay, so be real, is your parrot a jerk too? Because all we've heard from parrot owners is that they are annoying dumb jerks with no sense of self-preservation who get spooked by stupid things and constantly try to do the most dangerous things that they can... while also being very loveable, and we should totally get one. 

Tumblr, apparently, also agrees that parrots are dummy jerks with so sense of self-preservation. And you know... maybe reading through these was supposed to discourage us from getting a bird, but all it did was encourage us to get one just to have these hilariously terrifying moments of excitement in our lives. 

tumblr posts about parrots being dumb animals with no sense of self-preservation thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - beeftea78-deactivated20200113 my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I lock'
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Ninja Cats Mastering The Art Of The Sneak

Get ready for incoming war flashbacks, all you cat owners in the crowd, because we have all had that moment of suddenly realizing that we haven't seen our cat in a while, going to look for it, then not finding it and losing our heckin' minds. 

Then, it's one of two things: either the cat has been sleeping in the closet this whole time and is perfectly innocent, or - the more likely option - that hooligan has been hiding in his new hiding spot for the past half and hour, absolutely enjoying my stress while I'm shaking his bag of treats, looking for him.

Cats are jerks. That's a known face. We still love them though. 

pictures of cats hiding thumbnail includes a picture of a cat peeking out from beneath a kitchen cabinet and another of a cat hiding inside of a basket
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Jerk Peacock Runs Around Scaring Everyone (Tumblr Posts)

So, some animals are jerks, everyone knows that. From octopuses randomly punching other fish to parrots messing with dogs to cats just being... cats. But have you ever heard of a jerk peacock? Well, meet Goofus, or, as he is more commonly known, The Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things. He's a jerk, and we love him. 

He has the most terrifying honk-like scream in the world, and he is not afraid to use it, whether it's against innocent feral cats, his humans, or other peacocks. Of course, he's also the kind of the blanket, and he's too fancy for your shenanigans. There's just something about birds having personalities that always gets to us, and Goofus id no different. 

tumblr posts about a jerk peacock that scares everyone thumbnail includes two pictures including to peacocks mid-flight and another peacock 'The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things "Goofus," actually.'
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Cats Shamelessly Stealing Dogs' Beds

It is a known fact that cats and dogs living together is a challenge sometimes. It's understandable. They're just so different behaviorally and have difficulty getting each other sometimes. But! As cat and dog lovers, we also know that sometimes, cats and dogs are the bestest of all friends despite everything.


That doesn't mean that there are no shenanigans though. 

Our most loveable jerk kitties do have a habit of stealing the beds of their patient good boy doggos' companions. But you know what, if the dog isn't mad, then we're not mad either. We're just endlessly amused.

 

pictures of cats stealing dogs' beds thumbnail includes two pictures including one of two dogs lying on the floor with one cat sitting on their huge bed and another of an offended looking dog looking at the camera because a cat is sleeping on its bed
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20 Times Unicorn was Being a Jerk

Cartoonist C. W. Moss reveals the less-than-wonderful side of the world's most wondrous creature in his hilarious series of single panel comics, "Unicorn Being A Jerk".

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Jerk Cat Beats up His Brother While They Wait for Food

There isn't any video of this little interaction, but there are step-by-step photos! Clearly someone needs to work on their aggression issues.

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