Insanity Wolf
Parents ask if I watch pr0n Shows parents computer history
By Unknown
See Spider on Friend's Back Smash Friend with Baseball Bat
NEVER take candy from strangers. GET THE WHOLE ARM!
YOLO You Only Lose Organs!
DON'T RUN WITH SCISSORS STAB WITH THEM!
By Unknown
TEXTED DURING TEST DRIVING TEST
By Unknown
FRIENDS ARE LIKE TREES THEY ALL FALL DOWN WHEN YOU REPEATEDLY HIT THEM WITH AN AXE
By Vundo
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star I'll run you over with my car!
Via Reddit
My friend said onions were the only food that makes you cry So I made him eat his children
They laugh at your chalk drawings You laugh at their chalk outlines
Roses are red, violets are blue the sun's on fire, kind of like you
THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL US WILL REGRET NOT FINISHING THE JOB
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS I SQUEEZE THEM OVER LIFE'S EYES!
Roses are red, violets are blue I'm eating my snack, with a side-dish of you
