indignant

No! I am not the Lorax!

Ticked off Starfish says: "Quit calling me Patrick, damn it!"

Sir, I have had enough of your shinanigans, so I bid you good day! I said good day to you, sir!

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I would like to point out that I couldn't care LESS about your car insurance.

But I don't WANT to evolve!

I don't want to sit on your shoulder Nor do I intend saying "pieces of eight!"

INDIGNANT STARFISH

WHAT THE HELL DOES "NO" MEAN?

ai haz neber herd dat werd b4.

I can tickle my own chin thank you very much

"YOUR" doughnuts...?

So lemme git dis strayt, u put me throo dis cuz yoo tink I smell funneh?

WUT? I left you the toilet paper!

It's my turn to be Dungeon Master. Why would I give that up to be your 'animal companion'? Now drop it or I'll add a dragon with a grudge against you to the scenario.

Wut?? Dew yu hab enny idear how long it tooks meh to git dis comferbel?

Alright Life....what's next? Bring it on!!!