in

I'm sorry but the master is not in this evening.

200 pages into it and not a single killing or bird sighting they should've called it To Bore a Cat

A diamond... in the fluff

I will now play you the song of my people--in D minor

Ohai, Cheezfrends! Come back tomorrow to learn about our first ever ICHC scavenger hunt!

No time to explain! Just get in!

cold noms go in. warm noms come out. you can't explain that.

i look amazin in a mirror

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD keep saying 'Banana!'

I'll take my breakfast in bed at 8:00. And make sure my orange juice is fresh squeezed this time.

wuz inna lint trap plz check pokets nex time

Well here's your problem... my paw is in the way

I`m in ur room reading ur diary

IN UR HOUSE CLIMBIN UR CURTINZ

Tango immediately regretted instinctively digging his claws in.

i put my quarter in but it no give me birdie

U had bettr hav good rezun to disturb me. Iz alreddy in mai jammies.