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IF THE NUTS DON'T FALL GO AFTER THEM
If you loves sumthin, set it free.... If if doan't come back, Hunt it down and smother it.
If you're going to the kitchen, would you mind ... staying there? The game's on.
If you're trying to impress me with your double reverse somersault with pike... consider me suitably impressed!
IF SHE FINDS ME HERE, MAYBE SHE'LL THINK SHE ALREADY WASHED ME...
If you shot eggs outta your butt, you'd look grumpy too.
If you can't convince them---confuse them.
If duh butt fits, WEAR it!!
If you're gonna name your kittehs in your will...don't let them know. Well? Still twitching a little
