i swear

I SWEAR IT BY THE OLD DOGS AND THE NEW

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"It wuz a pop-up, a POP-UP!!! Ai SWERZ!!!!" "Hmmmph!"

Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!

That poop was on the floor when I got here

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

I swear da fish was dis big!

Ai swarez to tell da troof da hole troof, and nuffin but da troof.. so help me skydog

ai kan't tell a lie!

I swear. I saw it man. It was a car with a hotdog on the roof!

oh! dere it iz! get it quick!

SPREAD 'EM! I swear occifer, its not my nip!

Mebbe if u had had bettur parintz, kitteh...