i has

I has hat.

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Catstache: I haz it.

aifinkso ai prefurz kittehbeardz maiself.

I has a beautiful

yes u doez, kitteh!

I haz teh OCD

ebryfing mus b in itz rite playce!!

i haz a ouch caz u kiss it?

ai heerz u can fix owchez wif cowchez.

i has a idea

letz jus hoap u doan brayk dis wun...

I haz a hero worship i haz an annoyin littel brutha

bein a heero iz stil pwetteh grayt, tho.

I haz your chair hostage! If you wantz it back, Kill the dog.

I has Catmas sparkel

I haz a proud

I Hassa Hangover... Or Under... Not Sure Which

Fud coma we haz it

lectric slide . . . i haz it.

Body Pillows. I has dem.